Thursday, August 31, 2006

Avast, ye chumbuckets!



The hilt of this cutlass, crafted in the middle 17th century, once belonged to English sailor Edward Teach. Ye probably know him by his dread knickname -- Blackbeard, piratical menace of West Indies and American East Coast. The blade is not original. The protective basket is of noticeably intricate craftsmanship. It would have been expensive, suggesting it was swag from one of his many raids on wealthy merchant ships. The grip has been determined to be wrapped in cured human skin, clearly a replacement from the original leather.

The sword was taken from Teach at his death by a British Naval officer charged with capturing Teach.
Also taken was Teach's head, which was used to collect the bounty.

"With that he gave him a second stroke, which cut off his head, laying it flat on his shoulder." -- The Boston Newsletter, November 1718.

This was not Teach's only sword, nor do we know how long it was in his possession. But due to a reputation bloodier than the Gramke brothers, it's reasonable to assume this sword was used to kill. You'll notice it's fairly short, hardly longer than a man's arm. Once the cannon and small arms had been discharged, pirates preferred shorter blades when boarding ships for attack. It was close-quarters combat. Among pirates bent on mayhem, there was nothing more embarrassing than swinging to cleave an enemy's skull, only to have your sword snag in the overhead rigging.

9 comments:

Nick Badway said...

This sword is totally bad ass! I mean, to be toted around by the feared Blackbeard! AKA Edward Teach and Edward Drummond...wait, wasn't that the guy on Different Strokes?

Dwardisimo Rex said...

Arrr, ya picaroom! Avast ye, indeed, that be a fine cutlass ye be presentin'! Arrr! I'd give my left testicle for a chance to swashbuckle a landlubber or six with that beaut! Arrr!

Dwardisimo Rex said...

Here's an image that will tickle the fancy of both Psmoke and Badway.

Nick Badway said...

That's awesomer than the most awesome thing I've seen all month!!

poppersmoke said...

I don't get it. That doesn't look a like a knife. More like a car.

Dwardisimo Rex said...

It's a Cutlass. Jeez, where are you from, Brookside?

onarres said...

I'd love to hold and swing one of those puppies around! Imagine a fencing session with couple of these bad boys. Heck the just the thought of the sound they'd make striking one another gives me a hard on!

Nick Badway said...

Next weapon of incremental destruction?

Badway

Dwardisimo Rex said...

Or maybe excremental destruction?