Thursday, August 10, 2006

"Possum on a gumbush!" — Deputy Enos Straight


Check out the li'l folder adorned with the confederate flag and further emblazed with the mating call of Redneck Nation. The owner has a pair of ropers for any occasion, he drinks only domestic beer with this freedom fries, and will hoot like a wild coyote any time Dale, Jr. slips past that sissy in #24. I would guess most knives are used to dissuade anyone from uttering the tired and annoying phrase, "Git 'er done." But this in-your-face good ol' boy wears his phonetic twang with unapologetic Southern pride.

4 comments:

Dwardisimo Rex said...

Shat fire gawdammit! I done reckon that thar's the purtiest sumbitch I ever did done seent. Yee-ha! Thar ain't no way nobody could wear that bugger with enuf pride. Fuuuuuck. Any snooty yankee says sumpin to me bout my Git 'er done knife, I'ma say "Smatterchew" and cut 'em open from stem to stern like one o' them thar mule deers. (Spit.)

Nick Badway said...

I was nearing the close of a deal on a 74 Charger with a confederate flag on the top. Some General's name on it somewhere. General Lou or someone. But hell, this thing has shifted my eyes northbound to something a little more civilized. Poppersmoke, thank you for evangalizing the truth so I can continue my life as a moderately undumb person. I owe you one.

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