Monday, August 14, 2006

For ninjas and circus performers


Here's the perfect ensemble for knife-throwers everywhere: two stainless steel weapons (in case you miss the first time) and a hide-a-sheath that fits invisibly under your shirt sleeve. But then, if it's under your shirt sleeve, you can't really get to the knife. And it almost seems as if it's on backwards -- that the hilt should be at the guy's wrist for easy grabiture. Geez, now that I think about it, the whole knife-throwing policy seems a bit flawed. But then, I'm neither an assassin nor a circus act.  

4 comments:

Nick Badway said...

Wow, this thing kinda looks cool. But I'm with you on its lack of functionality. At least if your goal is to kill someone with swift authority. If you are merely searching for a cool holding device, this is it. At first glance the sheath looks like it's made of chainmail and I immediately thought to myself, "Self, how cool would that be"? I mean, a chainmail wrist sheath for two razor-sharp killing instruments. 10 on the badassness scale of badassness. Come to think of it, this has wheels. A chainmail watch, wristband, businesscard holder, wrist phone, bracelet with those girly charms that all the moms are wearing. Man, I need to find a good Patent attorney.

Dwardisimo Rex said...

I gotta say, I think the whole apparatus might work better if it were strapped to a fella's leg. One on each leg, maybe.

I agree with Nick, it's a cryin' shame the strappy, holster thing isn't made of chainmail. That would definately be cool. Better yet, wouldn't it be bitchin' if it were made of chocolate. Cuz, as far as I'm concerned, nothing goes down better after a violent murder than some creamy, milk chocolate. And a PinĂ¡ colada.

poppersmoke said...

Chocolate! LOL. (of course, you're right -- that would make it better.)

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